“This is giving me the biggest male human boner of my entire erection life.” —

Dirk Strider, Homestuck

shared 11 mesi fa on Giugno/17/2012, with 2 note.

“*everybody talking about neutrons, protons, quantum physics and scientific shit like that*
Nick Fury: I don’t know about that, but it is powered by the cube. And I’d like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.
Thor: Monkeys? I do not understand.” —

“I ONLY UNDERSTOOD MONKEYS WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND ME DERP”

shared 1 anno fa on Maggio/12/2012, with 2 note.