WHO IS THIS DOUCHEBAG?

Updated!

HELLO FUCKASSES! I’m from Italy and my name is Alessia, but on the net I’m known (‘cause yeeeeah, I’m soooo famous) as Axel or hypnoAxel. This nickname derives from my “hypnotoad eyes”, as someone said once, which are maybe the only part of myself I don’t hate together with my hair. I’m only 17, but I’ve already decided who I’m going to spend my life with, and he’s linked on my blog. ♥ He is simply the best there is.

I’m into like 1000000 fandoms and at the same time I’m not. This molty because I don’t really appreciate fandoms’ obsessions such as porn or forced shipping. I am a huge fangirl and I ship a lot of things, but you know, it’s just for fun!

Anyway, have some fandoms and things I reblog:

            Music:

• Queen
• Tool
• David Bowie
• Metallica
• Megadeth
• Rammstein
• Caparezza
• Jethro Tull
• Burzum
• [several other sperimental/classic metal/classic rock artists]

            Films:

• Lord of The Rings
• The Hobbit
• Harry Potter
• Avengers
• Thor
• Road to El Dorado
• Rise of the Guardians
• Dragon Trainer
• Shrek
• Brave
• Rapunzel
• Toy Story
• Treasure Planet
• A Bugs’ Life
• Wreck-it Ralph
• Mulan
• Lion King
• Nightmare Before Christmas
• Emperor’s New Groove
• Beauty and the Beast
• The Hunchback of Notre Dame
• [every other Disney/Pixar/Dreamworks film]

            Videogames:

• Kingdom Hearts
• The World Ends with You
• Fallout
• Skyrim
• Team Fortress 2
• Portal
• The Legend of Zelda, Majora’s Mask
• Ace Attorney
• Pokémon
• Minecraft
• Don’t Starve
• OFF
  

            Cartoons/comics:

• The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
• Adventure Time
• Regular Show
• The Amazing World of Gumball
• My Little Pony FiM
• The Powerpuff Girls
• The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
• Chowder
• Johnny Bravo
• Dexter’s Laboratory
• Cow and Chicken
• Courage the Cowardly Dog
• Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
• [insert other Cartoon Network shows here]
• The Fairly Oddparents
• Metalocalypse
• Saint Young Men
• The Looney Tunes Show
• HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK HOMESTUCK

Yes Homestuck is my current obsession and I regret nothing. I could stay all day describing how much I love that fucking webcomic, but I’m too lazy to do it. Just to be known, Equius is my favourite character and I am insanely attracted to him and the other Zahhaks. So sweaty.
If you want to know abot my Homestuck ships, here’s my shipping wall! :33

Last thing: I love animals. I have 5 cats in my garden and a wonderful Maine Coon named Leonida in my house. He is the love of my life. I reblog a lot of animals, so be warned!

Hope we’ll be good fronds! ♥♦